The Organ Grinder

	The Ressurection
	April 13, 2004
Well then, it's about a year later and I've decided to start updating the site again. I will throw up links and get the machine of death and poison bed sheets up again. I will also be finding a new forum and possibly fix the screwed up links. In the mean time, what works works and will continue working until I decide that it shall no longer work.

	A new begining...again
	April 29, 2003
Just in case you have not yet noticed, there is a brand new addition to the Organ Grinder, animations! You will find some made by me and others on the Fulmination page. Let us all give way to the future and sing happy dappy songs of praise...

	Submission
	April 28, 2003
So then, as to why I havent updated in over a month, I have been having super duper bo buper bee problems. This is not a dead site(yet) I still remain slightly interested. But after all, what is mud but wet dirt. I simply dont know what I'll have up and running in the future, and I doubt you care, but regardless I am going to yell at bees and bark at...bees.

	Italy, land of the tomato
	March 26, 2003
Many years ago there was a magical moon man named Paul who would keep the earth in stasis using his hobo-wand. Last year Paul died, today we morn his loss.

	Sunshine dance, hooray, hooray
	March 24, 2003
I am posting really just to pass time, I am bored and feel the finger man japan me want shoot my own foot off. Ok, now that I have dispensed with the formalities, here we go. This just might be a long one so if you have to go the bathroom, go now, I dont want you leaving in the middle of my rant. Though it may seem that I am just a sourpuss going against the rain when given the chance (there is some truth to this) I do actualy support certain things. This war I do not support, and I want to make it clear now, to separate myself from those bastard protestors out in all the fancy cities, I enjoy watching things explode. Those bombs they are dropping on Iraq do entertain me, though I suppose I do sympothise with the poor arabs. I find it very easy to support a war that we are winning, but thus far my opinion has not changed. But what does that matter, I doubt you care much abou that at all (and yet I continue). I also find it humorous that news networks are calling the U.S. and a handfull of englishmen "The coalition". I think this is an attempt for the U.S. to separate itself from the war, though most everybody is not overlooking the fact that the Americans started this thing. Heh, the coalition...heh heh heh...comical. That is about all I am going to speak of on the war for awhile I suppose. Also, blah blah blah, I hope the imprisoned soldiers are released, that should keep the freaking FEDS off my back...

	War...however unwarlike it is
	March 20, 2003
Iraq, war, its all been done before...and yet we are still moderatly interested. Possibly the most facsinating thing about this "operation iraqi freedom" is the lack of knowledge among the American people. The talk I hear as I pass people in the streets and other public places is sickening. One man remarked "Yea we finaly are gonna get that bastard Osama. Also in a chatroom I frequent, I heard a person say "Instead of nukes, why not use atomic bombs". Now...I am not a fancy bigshot lawyer, but it seems to me that...these people are idiots! They think because they watch fox news and get to see the old generals move small models of tanks and airplanes around with long sticks over a map of iraq they are suddenly ready to go debate on one of comedy central's new debate show. Perhaps we need a biological war on our side of the world, this may just shut some suburbian retards up! Now this is going to be a long rant, so you should probly go to the bathroom. Also, is it just me, or is this war, unwarlike, rather boring. Perhaps its just me, I have a sort of blood lust in me constantly, so I may be the wrong person to talk to on this subject. But when I think "war" I think two fronts, fighting with GUNS and with PEOPLE, not a "well I'll bomb you a bit" and you "bomb me a bit". Cruise missles and fancy aeroplanes, it just isnt war to me. I suppose it is good that men arent dying, but hey, were is the fun in a missle/plane war. And yes, I read the picket signs outside of Burger King, so I do understand that war isnt saposed to be fun, but if we are going to have to do it, why not make it enjoyable? Oh yes, and the protesters. They are funny arent they, peace and freadom, silly rabbits peace is for hippies and suckers, you, you arent a sucker are you sir? And that, is all I have to say about that...

Valentines Day

February 14, 2003

It is Valentines day, and so I have prepared a poem for you all to enjoy;

It is Valentines Day,

Hip hip Hooray, Valentines Day,

Love is in the air,

Some animals have hair,

To day we love, love love love,

We find love fits like a glove,

glove, glove glove,

How wonderful it must be,

to be two genders at once.

	Gorge yourself with knowlage!
	February 13, 2003
I have been going from site to site trying to get some affiliates to join the organ grinder in the fight of...oh...lets say breast cancer. So far only one, Foamy Dog, give them you should go there...or not, there is a link at the right.

	Kovax the lizard
	February 9, 2003
If you are a regular visitor (which im sure you are not) you may have noticed that there have been no updates in about a month. This is because I have totally redone the site! With the extensive but lazy help of Alex this was possible. Now prepare for normal updates and usual buisiness and enjoy the site. You may also note that the guestbook and forum are online.

	Good Times
	January 14, 2003
Good stuff in the "happenings" section, I suggest you check it out, failure to "check it out" will result in maximum fish...dog...well you know.

	The flammable ear
	January 10, 2003
I think its Friday, although I have ten fingers and ten toes, I may not be able to hold down twenty characters on any one single keyboard.

	Racing snails
	January 8, 2003
There is much to see now! I have added the picture of the dodo bird to the left, as well as the "happenings" and "thingies" pages. Visit them, visit them now.

	Dance with all the colors of the rainbow
	January 2, 2003
Or colours if you are europian...The forum is up, thank you Alex, now die. Regardless of the crabs, I refuse to itch.

	Happy new year and all that jazz
	January 1, 2003
Happy new year, hope you slept in this fine day. I am proud to announce that my resolution for this year is 800x600! Some say the text is too big, but to that I say, one thousand times no! That is all.

	I'm a super dinosaur
	December 29, 2002
I think the heading pretty much speaks of itself. I have been quiet sick lately and cannot really comprehend simple shapes and sounds. Also the "0" button fell off of the remote control and I accidentally ate it while chewing on it.

	Flying a wondrous mechanical bee
	December 27, 2002
To prevent the piles and piles of hate mail I will most certainly receive from all six of my site visitors I am wishing all of you a merry **********. Dont you just love being politically correct?

	The corpses in my backyard are twitching
	December 22, 2002
Now then to business. If you haven’t visited the site in awhile (shame on you) you must refrain from reading the next sentence. I haven’t updated in about a week and a half because of my explosive flatulence, it is actually 11pm on Dec. 29 and I have no real excuse and I will not give one, after all, this is my site and I will do what I please. End Transmission.

	Porn can make you blind
	December 17, 2002
Taking advice from my dear friend zeb, in an effort to get more visitors at this site I have added the word porn to the site. If your looking for porn, you wont find it here...yet...

	Without gravity, we'd all float into space!
	December 16, 2002
Its all falling into place. Page finally coming together! Ok, then since the updating issues are out of the way now on to the random things that make you go "whoosh" inside with buttermilk (Buttermilk is gross) and scones. But, in order fer this here page to funktion...get it...funk...tion, anyway, I need you to spread the word! Tell friends, pets, doctors, and mysterious stains about The Organ Grinder, that is all. Merciful sleep comes now!

	Up a paddle without a creek
	December 13, 2002
Looks like it may be awhile before the forum is up, but as of now I am officialy open. Hopefully if you are reading this you will come back! As I Plan to update every day or two. Also if you have any sort of web page contact me at jncoguy@simpsons.com so that we may talk about some sort of link system...thing. Decided against having a home button type thing, big step for me! If you dont know how to use the back button, you have no buisiness viewing my site.

	It begins
	December 12, 2002
Yes, I'm sure you all have been waiting for this for many many months as I have...not. I actualy decided to make this site about an hour before I wrote this. Dunno if i will have the forums up, or any other pages for that matter tonight. Havent found a host, so I'm pretty much talking to myself at the moment....so sad...cry for me! I demand it! A sidenote-Me so sick, Me so sick.